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SPOOKY ASKS

  • Vampire:Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
  • Werewolf:If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
  • Witch:If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
  • Ghost:Do you have any regrets?
  • Frankenstein:Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
  • Mummy:If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
  • Zombie:Do you miss anyone right now?
  • Faerie:If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
  • Nymph:What are you like when you’re by yourself?
  • Mermaid:How far would you go to keep the one you love?
  • Shapeshifter:What would you change about yourself?
  • Banshee:If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
  • Siren:If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
  • Genie:If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
  • Fury:What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
  • Incubus:What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
  • Succubus:What’s one thing you can’t live without?
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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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justonemoment:

dannycarter:

russianmadness:

thefaceofbro:

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

i’M LAUGHING SO HARD

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neairaalenko:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Hun

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antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

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